i don’t know why i laughed so hard but
buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID
i’m really not digging this book at all, but i’m too stubborn to give up on it - a novel by me
all because i bought it and now i’m mad i wasted my money: a sequel to a novel by me
Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
hang on, wait a second
The gaping flame-filled crater has been this way since 1971, when Soviet geologists tapped into a cavern of natural gas and decided to burn it off so it wouldn’t poison anyone. They thought it would take a few days. Four decades later, locals refer to this pit as the Door to Hell.
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything