Alis Volat Propiis

hospitalstays:

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school cum

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

God: I am god
Moses: no way
God: Yahweh

dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

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officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

bellamy blake + green

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals